Running ultras can be very tough mentally.
And eating those race carbs can make your teeth less dentally.
But if you persevere and finish strong,
You will conquer that race that is long.
You might beat your toughest competitor:
That's yourself! And there's nothing bett-itter.
So run one this year
And pass out some Coke
Or get busy and run 12
Like it ain't no joke.
But try not to be a training binger.
If you run too much, you might get injured.
All in all, you should simply love the sport.
Even meeting the dudes who wear really short shorts.
So sign up today or start a fat one for free.
I hope I'll see you if you hope you'll see me.